“Certified Black Thumb” is for the ones who try. You water. You whisper encouragement. You google “why is my plant dying” at least twice a week. And yet… here we are. Featuring a tiny reaper tending to some very questionable greenery, this t-shirt turns your horticultural failures into a badge of honor. Dark, cheeky, and painfully relatable.

Soft, wearable, and perfect for anyone who loves plants in theory, this t-shirt fits right into your everyday rotation. Wear it while buying your next “this one will be different” plant. Or gift it to your favorite serial plant murderer.